Monday, March 30, 2009

TitB Mock Draft Pick #29: NY Giants



Okay, Okay, we all know about the troubles of Plaxico Burress and the troubles this creates for the Giants passing game. So it seems like a no-brainer to take a WR here, right? Well, I disagree for a couple of reasons.

First, the Giants have already invested a lot of money and draft picks in recent years on this position (Steve Smith, Sinorice Moss, Domenick Hixon and Mario Manningham) that the team expects to step up production right now. Second, I think that rumors of Burress' exodus may be greatly exaggerated....I'm one of the few people who think Plaxico is gonna be back in uniform this fall AND producing....someway, somehow, the Giants and Plaxico will work things out with each other and the State of New York having him in the starting lineup this fall. Third, I think the Giants (Plaxico or not) are gonna re-dedicate themselves to becoming a run-first running back-by-committee kind of offense---which means they have to address the loss of Derrick Ward to Tampa Bay.

Finally, there is only so far a guy like Knowshon Moreno can slide before a team is virtually obligated to make him a "value pick" at #29 overall. The Giants will be too excited about his availability to pass him up; although I suspect that if the Cardinals pick #28 they will not forget the fact they ranked dead last in rushing last season (despite their surprising trip to the super bowl)....so the Giants pick Knowshon Moreno at pick #29 as a wonderful complement to Brandon Jacobs.

TitB Mock Draft Pick #28: Arizona Cardinals

In the real world, pick #28 is the property of the Philadelphia Eagles. However, earlier in the TitB draft, the Eagles traded this pick to the Cardinals in exchange for WR Anquan Boldin. It appears that Two in the Box may be on to something here. In his Monday Morning Quarterback column today, Peter King writes the following in his Ten Things I Think I Think section:

I think I hear and believe what the Cardinals are saying -- and Ken Whisenhunt said it to me again last week, that he is determined to keep Anquan Boldin on his team. But I've seen too many of the guerrilla tactics by agent Drew Rosenhaus to think it's going to go down that way. The Eagles are sitting there at 21 and 28, frothing for a receiver...

If that goes through, we can say it loud that you heard it hear first from Bob "The Scoop" Brown.

So...now I'm here at the 28 pick for the Cardinals, minus Anquan Boldin. And frankly, that's fine by me. We have Larry Fitzgerald, who put up the most prolific post-season numbers by a WR in NFL history.

So here's my war-room debate. I need a RB. I also find it hard to pass up a guy who ran a 4.3 40 at the combine, who is a potential gamebreaker. My choices, the way I see them are Knowshon Moreno and Darrius Heyward-Bey. (I've made my personal thoughts on Heyward-Bey known, and as a fan of the Ravens...after the Skins...I'd hate to see them pass on him if he fell that far in the draft)

I have 2 first round picks. This pick at #28, and #32. The Giants (who need a WR) and the Titans (who ALWAYS seem to need a WR) pick in between those 2 picks. I don't see Heyward-Bey being there at #31, with those teams lurking...but it's likely that Moreno would be, considering the amount of cap that both the Giants and Titans have committed to Running backs.

I've had the luxury of watching Heyward-Bey's entire college career, as a Terps season ticket holder. In his Freshman year, he didn't get significant playing time until late in the season...when he torched the Miami secondary in a big Terps upset win.

Every season, Heyward-Bey has gotten better at the mechanics of the position. Route running, catching the ball in traffic, watching the ball into his hands. He makes the acrobatic catch look like it's nothing to him.

Defensively, he requires help from the safety. He's up to speed in 3 strides, and past the corner in 4. He's big. He's fast...and he's only going to get stronger and better at running precise routes.

Aside from that, he's a good kid. Maryland Coach Ralph Friedgen refers to him as a father would a son. He's not a guy you have to worry about being out at a strip club and landing on Roger Goodell's Bad Boy list.

So I have the chance as the Cardinals to draft a potential replacement for Anquan Boldin and STILL have my RB sitting on the board in two picks when I come up again. I can't pass on that possibility. Imagine the kind of damage that Larry Fitzgerald could do with Darrius Heyward-Bey burning down the opposite sideline...and vice versa. (Until Heyward-Bey proves himself...Fitzgerald will be the one drawing more attention).

So with the 28th pick of the 2009 TitB Mock Draft, the Arizonal Cardinals select Wide Receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey from the University of Maryland. (And the kid doesn't even need to change colors. Red, White, Black and Gold.)

As a Terp fan, I really wish that it would be another year before he left us. For the rest of my life, I'll remember this play (below). Our seats are right on the goaline of the endzone where the Terps are lined up to snap the ball in this clip, so this play happened right in front of me...and the way Byrd Stadium erupted afterward was electric.

TitB Mock Draft Pick #27: Indy Colts

Colts GM Bill Polian is dancing in the aisle if the draft works out like this. Peria Jerry just fell in the lap of a team desperate for help at the defensive tackle position.

The Colts run defense left a lot to be desired last year, and their front office will be looking to address it early in this draft.

When healthy, Jerry has quickness and a non-stop motor. Playing in a 4-3 that emphasizes rushing from the ends will help him reach his potential. While being twenty-five means Jerry is an older prospect, it also means he’s more mature than most rookies. Jerry has a reputation for being a tough, gritty player with a strong work ethic and leadership intangibles. He’ll help collapse the pocket and funnel quarterbacks looking to escape toward DEs Robert Mathis and Dwight Freeney. And while he's not large enough to be a prototypical run-stuffer, what Jerry brings to the table will suit the Colts and their system just fine. And so, with the twenty-seventh pick in the TitB Mock Draft, the Colts select Peria Jerry, defensive tackle from Ole Miss.

Drop Putt. Pump Fist. Rule Golf World.


I played in a hockey tournament all weekend (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) so my exposure to sports over the weekend was limited. in the car, we'd have sports radio on...and each day we'd hear updates on the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill. 'Tiger bogied his first hole...Tiger starting out 5 under...etc...' Sunday morning, I said "He's just treading water. He's going to come back and blow the field away at The Masters and make it all dramatic"

Apparently, he chose not to wait until Augusta to serve notice that the golfing world was once again his bitch. This morning I woke up and turned on Sports Center right as they were showing Tiger hit his putt on the 18th and start to do that little backward walk/fist pump. I had no idea he'd climbed back from 5 strokes down. When you see him cock that fist as the ball's rolling, you know it's going to drop.

Well, PGA...hope you enjoyed it. Because when you see the Tiger wearing red on Sundays and pumping his fist...that's bad for everyone else in the field.

I mean seriously, this guy's like an assassin. He's like Arnold in the first Terminator, just a stone cold badass. 5-down? Need a birdie on 18 to win...Ain't no thing. The last place you want to be on a Sunday of a tournament is looking over your shoulder.

And the last thing you want to see in that situation is Tiger hit his putt and cock that fist. Because you know he only does that when he knows he put the ball in.

He's amazing...and he's back. Unreal.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Runnin' on Fumes

SO? Is that a good title for a NASCAR Blog? The double meaning about the racing but also my posting prowess isn't lost on this guy!
Plus its perfect for how much I have to say this week (after a personal off week) which is little to nothing. I'm sitting in front of my TV watching the FOX prerace show, and wondering why the commercials are so bad? I hope they are just the local spots that are giving me a headache...otherwise I think NASCAR is in worse shape financially than I thought.
In the continuing spirit of stream of consciousness and randomness..
Congrats to Hendrick Motor Sports on the 25th anneversary of their first win.

Did anyone get up at 230am to watch the F1 race on Speed? Me either I DVRed it and watched it this morning. For those of you that put F1 down as some inferior form of racing, you should watch it sometime. The technology that they use is amazing, and most likely the reason we have things like ABS, traction control, and even carbon fiber in our cars today.

Need help picking a driver?
Here is what I would do.
1 start young, find someone under 30 with a lot of potential, and or current talent. Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards, AJ Almendinger and Clint Bowyer come to mind.
I think Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Mark Martin, Kevin Harvick and Lil E are all great, but they are getting up there in racing years. The only way Jr is even going to come close to being as great as dad is if he is a late bloomer just like dad was. Jimmie J has had his run, he may win another championship, but its hard to foresee him winning another after that, same with Jeff. Harvick may pull one out...but its not really likely and Martin? Seriously he's over 50 and that's never been done!
2. Find a team you like. Partial to Ford or Chevy, that might be a place to start, like a certain sponsor, there's a good place to begin too. In addition to a lot of young talent there are some young teams that are coming up in the world. Watch out for Team Red Bull, and Michael Waltrip Racing to start competing with the established Gibbs, Roush and Hendrick.
For me personally my next driver is Scott Speed. This guy drove well in a shitty F1 ride in Europe, won a truck race last year in his first few starts and has looked pretty good this season so far. I don't think he is going to win a cup race this year...but he has the talent and once he learns the tracks and the cars a little better, he will be one of the major obstacles to Kyle and Clint winning championships down the road.

Really? FOX is putting the Osbourne's on TV? How about paying writers to put decent shows on, instead of lame ass variety crap (reality spectacle TV) don't we have enough of that already?

My wife and I like to play the "In Jesus name we pray" game. We try to guess the catchphrase before "Amen" by the preacher of the race during the invocation.

Ok I'm out of stuff to say...but look for my mock draft pick this week for...Tennesse I think.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

TitB Mock Draft Pick #26: Baltimore Ravens

So here it is. The Ravens' first round pick and it's up to me. The very (mock) future of my team in my own humble, undeserving hands.

This is hard. No wonder Ozzie Newsome makes the money he makes and is held in such high regard. Picking for the Rams and the Eagles is one thing. I don't care if the Rams ever win another game. And, while I like the Eagles, they are not the team I live and die with every Sunday. This pick means a great deal more to me.

I tried to look at this pick from all angles. I measured need versus best player available. I looked at measurables, intangibles, depth chart, value over replacement player, the whole ball of wax. For a guy with zip experience in actual player assessment, I think I did a rather thorough job. I strongly considered five players for this pick, and because this is my team's only pick in the first round, I'm going to take you through each and every one of them. Or, for those with a limited attention span, you may skip to the bold type at the bottom to find out who the pick is and wait for the next guy to post. Your loss, though. I'm giving you pearls, here.

Ozzie has always preached two fundamental ideologies; "best player available" and "right player, right price". I tried to adhere to these during my evaluation. Ozzie, if you're reading this, I hope I've done you proud.

I think the best player left on the board is Florida State "tweener" DE/LB Everette Brown. Many mock drafts I've seen have him in the top five. Virtually all the rest have him in the top ten. I'm sitting here at #26 and he's still available. In the back of my mind, my biggest fear is he lasts until the Steelers pick and I've got this cat in Flacco's grill for the next eight years. But I can't dwell on that right now. While Brown is the best player, he's too small to play defensive end in a 3-4 alignment, and I don't have a slot at outside linebacker for him. Especially at the pass rushing OLB, where Terrell Suggs plays. The only way I make this pick is if I think I can use Brown's presence as leverage in Suggs' contract negotiations, but in the mean time, I have to pay this guy first round money to sit behind Suggs and Johnson. I don't think so.

The next guy I looked at was Illinois cornerback Vontae Davis. The Ravens signed Dominique Foxworth and Chris Carr, they already have Frank Walker and Fabian Washington. I don't think corner is a need at this point. Also, is Davis really that great, or is he just head and shoulders above a mediocre pool of secondary talent in this draft? I smell big fish/small pond. I'll pass.

The third guy I considered is the pick everyone wants the Ravens to make. From the University of Maryland, wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey. All the experts and all the fans talk about Flacco's big arm and Heyward-Bey's lightning speed. "Vertical offense!" "Bombs away, baby!" The kid ran a dazzling 40 at the Combine. His Pro Day was sensational. He's big, he's fast, yadda yadda yadda. Well, I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid.

I admit, I'm biased against first round receivers. I don't think enough of them pan out to be worth the risk. I've got plenty of examples to back me up.

Desmond Howard
Micheal Westbrook
Yatil Green
Reidel Anthony
Marcus Nash
Kevin Dyson
Troy Edwards
R. Jay Soward
Peter Warrick
Travis Taylor
Sylvester Morris
Freddie Mitchell
Rod Gardner
Koren Robinson
David Terrell
Ashley Lelie
Charles Rogers
Rashaun Woods
Michael Clayton
Matt Jones
Mike Williams
Troy Williamson

And this doesn't even include guys like Curtis Conway and Donte Stallworth, who were productive, solid contributors but hardly mind-blowing difference makers. Pick a receiver in round one? Hell no. Let somebody else take the risk. If they pan out, great. I'll call their agent when they hit the market in six years and I know what I'm paying for.

Here's a little sample of what's being said about Mr. Heyward-Bey that's not so flattering.

"Lacks productive college resume."
--- fftoolbox.com

"Is inconsistent catching the ball and does not have great natural hands...Questionable instincts and awareness...Still very raw as a route runner...Not much wiggle and won't make people miss...Doesn't break a lot of tackles...Average strength...Marginal blocker...Has little or no special teams experience...Wasn't real productive..Workout Warrior?"
--- draftcountdown.com

"Still learning the position, he needs more time playing. He was a track guy playing football..."
--- footballsfuture.com

"Football Sense: Heyward-Bey lacks the natural instincts and feel on the field and tends to lose his focus quite a bit, especially when not involved in the play. He is not a physical receiver, despite his size and needs to show more courage going for the ball in a crowd. There are times where he just lacks alertness to coverages, running right into traffic. He needs a few reps before he can retain plays and needs to do a much better job of showing that he has the ability to adjust to the defense. He is quick to come back for the ball, but must do a better job of adjusting his routes when the quarterback is pressured. GRADE: 5.3

Competitiveness: Heyward-Bey lacks the strength to defeat a strong jam and is the type who shies away from going over the middle for the ball. He has very good timing and extension to compete for the pass at its high point, but is the type who will flinch going for the ball in a crowd. He also is a liability as a blocker, lacking the desire or punch to face up to his opponent. The staff says he is a good competitor, but he needs to show better urgency getting underneath the throws. GRADE: 5.6

Ball Concentration: Heyward-Bey is not a fearless receiver, showing too much inconsistency battling for balls in a crowd. Working over the middle, he tends to hear defenders' feet and will give marginal effort, short arming rather than extending for the ball (does not like contact). He needs to develop a better feel for the ball in flight. He shows the ability to adjust and get in position to snatch the long ball over his outside shoulder without having to throttle down. He is also effective at working the sidelines and keeping his feet in bounds. Going over the middle, he looks affected by close coverage too much and seems to be too aware of traffic. He does a much better job of adjusting to deep coverage and getting open to settle on deep throws than he can going over the middle. GRADE: 5.6

Blocking Ability: In the second level, Heyward-Bey is adequate at taking angles and executing the crack block. But, at the line of scrimmage, due to a lack of strength and urgency he will just pester and mirror when blocking in-line. It is rare to see him face up working in the trenches, as he lacks the violent hand punch to stalk and shock. GRADE: 5.3

Compares To: ASHLEY LELIE, Oakland -- Heyward-Bey has exceptional quickness, but there is a lot of inconsistency in his play. Yes, he is a dangerous deep threat, but you have to question his courage going for the ball in traffic. He has natural hands, but tends to hear the feet of defenders too much, double-clutching too often when working in tight areas. He became the Combine darling, but appears to be more of an athlete than football player. Those types are more bust than boom, but look for him to be drafted much earlier based on his athleticism than production."
--- cbssports.com

"Weaknesses: Mediocre collegiate production ... Lacks serious experience ... Did not have many big games ... Inconsistent hands; not soft ... Raw route runner; production mostly out of screens and crossing routes ... Not much effort into blocking ... A project and will take 3-4 years before ready to be a starter ... Extremely difficult evaluation."
--- walterfootball.com

Friends, readers, football fans; I come to bury Heyward-Bey, not to praise him. And certainly not to waste a first round pick on a guy that compares favorably to another guy some other team already wasted a first round pick on.

Now that I had summarily dispatched the experts' candidate, I looked at Ole Miss defensive tackle Peria Jerry. Jerry is ranked in the middle of the first round by most mock drafts. Reading the reports, I don't think he's big enough to play defensive line in a 3-4 and not fast enough to play OLB. And I run into the same problem that I did with Brown. I don't need another exterior linebacker.

Here's another little tidbit on Jerry from draftcountdown.com:

"Weaknesses: Does not have great size or bulk...Frame is awfully close to being maxed out...Not very strong or powerful...Isn't real stout at the point of attack...Has to be more consistent with his leverage...Can get pushed around in the run game...Struggled in the classroom and intelligence may be an issue...Older than the average prospect...Will not be a good fit for every team...Has some major durability concerns."

Friends, the Ravens only make their defense LOOK easy. If this guy is going to have trouble picking up the system, I don't have time to explain it to him over and over again. The NFL is not remedial reading during summer school. I'm not spending this pick on a guy who comes to camp in August and that might still not grasp what we're trying to do when November rolls around. And after the Dan Cody fiasco, I'm not taking anybody with injury issues.

My evaluation of Jerry proved fruitful, though, as I became intrigued by the idea of drafting someone that could play defensive end for the Ravens. Trevor Pryce will be thirty-four when the season kicks off and he has well-documented interests beyond football. While I'm not trying to push him out the door, I'd like to be prepared for when he decides to exit. Besides, I get a kid in here now, he can learn from Trevor and spell the veteran to keep him fresher as the season goes on and players begin to wear down.

The player I discovered that I believe fits this mold is San Jose State defensive tackle Jarron Gilbert.

Physically, Gilbert is nearly a mirror image of Trevor Pryce. Pryce is listed at 6'5", 290. Gilbert measures 6'5", 288. Among the top ten prospects at his position, Gilbert ran the fastest 40 (4.87 seconds). To be balanced, I am going to give you this guy's strengths and weaknesses from draftcountdown.com.

"Strengths: Good size with a large frame and long arms...Very athletic...Extremely quick...Terrific natural strength and power...Big, strong hands...Nice balance and agility...Is able to penetrate and make plays in the backfield...Decent range and pursues well...Smart with good instincts and awareness...Offers positional and schematic versatility...Reliable tackler...Decent production...Is still improving and has a lot of upside.

Weaknesses:Inconsistent...Bit of a classic 'tweener...Needs to be more physical and aggressive...Doesn't use his hands well...Has some trouble shedding blocks...Needs to use better leverage...Not a great technician...Motor runs hot and cold...Immature ?...Did not always face elite competition."

Consider, for a moment, the Ravens defense. Their system is all about quickness, power, penetration, pursuit, awareness, and sound, fundamental tackling. Everything this guy does well. And schematic versatility means that new defesnive coordinator Greg Mattison can continue to use Rex Ryan's penchant for moving guys all over the box to confuse offenses.

Let's look at his weaknesses:

Inconsistency --- On that defense, this isn't going to last long. They said the same thing about Haloti Ngata when he was drafted and you see how that turned out.


Bit of a classic 'tweener --- So was Peter Boulware. So was Terrell Suggs. So was Trevor Pryce. The Ravens have been making pro-bowlers out of 'tweeners for more than a decade. I see no problem here.

Needs to be more physical and aggressive --- When you're playing beside Kelly Gregg, got Ray Lewis barking at you, and a huge right tackle trying to maul you, aggressivness and physicality will not be issues. It's called survival instinct.

Doesn't use his hands well --- Totally coachable. They said the same thing about a guy named Warren Sapp. He'll learn.

Has some trouble shedding blocks --- We're in a 3-4. We don't want him shedding blocks. We want him occupying blockers so Suggs and Lewis can fly to the ball. With his quickness, Gilbert will overwhelm blockers, putting pressure on them to grapple him and force them to ignore the linebackers. And if they slip up, this guy has the explosiveness to pressure the quartback himself.

Needs to use better leverage --- Kelly Gregg will teach this kid everything there is to know about leverage. Again, he'll learn. It all goes back to the "smart, with good instincts and awareness".

Not a great technician --- That's what we pay coaches for. If players had flawless technique coming out of college, the owners wouldn't employ pro coaches.

Motor runs hot and cold --- Goes back to peer thing. This pack of purple-clad attack dogs will not allow a rookie to take plays off. He'll assimilate. Resistance is futile.

Immature? --- See, even the scout isn't sure of this. And he's a KID!! I was immature at 22. Hell, I was immature at 32!! Hugh Hefner's immature at 82, and he's doing pretty damn fine.

Did not always face elite competition --- Neither do the Ravens. We've got the Bengals and Browns each twice a year. This is more a knock on his school than him. Jerry Rice went to Mississippi Valley State. Do you think he was being covered by Deion Sanders every Saturday?

The other thing I like, actually LOVE, about this pick is that it pisses off all the right people. First, it irks the know-it-all call-in show crowd. You know, those guys from Dundalk and Arbutus that constantly call Scott Garceau and Anita Marks, saying "um" every other word, and think they know more about football than Pete Rozelle? Those clowns make up a large percentage of the Heyward-Bey crowd. Let them fester.

Rex Ryan personally ran Gilbert's pro day workout himself. I got this from nfldraftscout.com.

"Gilbert was the most impressive of the bunch, turning in a 4.76 40-yard dash at 6-5, 284 pounds. He also improved upon his already impressive Combine performances in the broad jump (10'7"), vertical (37"), short shuttle (4.40) and 3-cone (7.59). Typically, the collegiate coaches or scouts will put the players through the workouts. This workout was different, however, as Ryan took over the DL drills and worked Gilbert especially hard. Gilbert would seem to be a perfect fit in the Jets' 3-4 scheme at defensive end."

If he fits for the Jets, then by golly he'll be a great fit for us. And if drafting Gilbert tweaks Rex a little, even better. Nothing wrong with a little gamesmanship within the draft. The same website goes on to comment, "The Jets will have plenty of competition in landing Gilbert's services, however, as he's lined up several private workouts already, including: Detroit, Dallas, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, San Diego, and Atlanta."

Now, obviously, the Lions aren't thinking of taking Gilbert first overall (at least I hope not. With their track record, I'm surprised it's not going to be Heyward-Bey), but Pittsburgh drafts 32nd, and with that much interest, they have to know Gilbert won't be there when their second round choice comes up. As the Ravens, if I can filch someone out from under the Steelers that fits my system and theirs to a "T", I'm totally doing it.

And so, with the 26th pick of the TitB Mock Draft, the Baltimore Ravens take great pride in (and secretly relish, in a Machiavellian way) selecting defensive tackle Jarron Gilbert from San Jose State University.

Friday, March 27, 2009

TitB Mock Draft Pick #25: Miami Dolphins

The Miami Dolphins are coming off one of the best turn arounds in NFL history, winning just 1 measley game in 2007 but following that up with an 11-5 mark and the AFC East division title in 2008.

Oh, those tricky Dolphins! Say what you want about the Wildcat formation, (yeah I'm talking to you Danny Boy, Two in the Box's own Dan Franko, who believes that stuff belongs in college football) but if it works...why stop???

What can the Fins do in 2009 to better themselves from last year's great season? Do they add another component to that Wildcat? Beef up the offensive line maybe, or find some talent for the defensive secondary?

So Tuna and I are in the war room. I followed him to Miami from Dallas by the way. A few names jump out at us. Defensive backs Vontae Davis (Illinois) and Sean Smith (Utah), plus defensive tackles Peria Jerry (Mississippi), Ron Brace (Boston College) and Evander Hood (Missouri). Miami ranked 25th in passing yards allowed so young, athletic talent like Davis and Smith could help, even if it's just on the nickel package. Bill Parcells loves gifted defensive players and he has a few options here. But if we all know the Big Tuna, he can be just full of surprises. And that's what we get with our first round selection.

Out comes Roger Goodell to the podium. With the 25th pick in the 2009 TitB Mock Draft, the Miami Dolphins select.....from West Virginia University, quarterback Pat (just then, Big Tuna yells "Stop" and runs out to the podium, apparently forgetting to wear his manzier, as an ungodly sight of jello flubbering flab hits the audience and thousands watching at home...) Parcells hands him another slip of paper, which happens to be the correct name of the player they are drafting. As Bill walks backstage, the Benevolent Order of Antelopes yells out "Boom-baba-boom-baba-boom" in rhythm with his steps.

With the 25th pick in the 2009 TitB Mock Draft, the Miami Dolphins select Ron Brace, DT of Boston College.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

TitB Mock Draft Pick #24: Atlanta Falcons



Yeah, NOW you're interested in Atlanta Falcons football, huh?? :-)

As for their first round pick, everyone knows that the Falcons need help on defense in this draft, but I don't think that under these circumstances, they can pass up on a deep and still untapped TE market. The Falcons are quickly building one of the leagues most potent offenses, and in my opinion, this first round pick should put Atlanta's offense among the league's elite offenses....the defense can be improved with their 2nd and 3rd round picks.

Oklahoma State TE Brandon Pettigrew is already being compared to Jason Witten, and that alone has to make the Falcons eagerly team him up with QB Matt Ryan for many years to come! Plus, the Falcons really need a more reliable compliment to WR Roddy White if they want to emerge as a serious super bowl contender So with this pick, the Falcons pick TE Brandon Pettigrew from Oklahoma State.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #23: New England Patriots


I apologize for the last minute entry, but things have been a little overwhelming lately. Anyway, here it goes (as the team representative rushes up to the podium with the slip of paper)...

I debated as to whether I should draft for the Patriots or whether I should draft as Billie B. After much soul-searching, I decided to split the difference. The Pats have a few positions of need, but none seems more pressing than LB. A pair of stalwarts are getting up there in age and New England needs some young blood in there with Jerod Mayo (mmmmmm, Mayo, *drool*). There are a few good ones left on the board...

From a Belichick perspective, one of those players likely matches Bill on at least 25 out of 29 dimensions of compatibility on eHarmony. I believe his USC yearbook lists "a long walk on the beach in my beloved old hoodie" as his ideal date.

So, with the 23rd pick in the first round of the Two in the Box Mock Draft, the New England Patriots select Clay Matthews, linebacker, USC.

Temper Tantrums



As the father of a 4-year old, I've seen my share of good temper tantrums. But last night, Martin Gerber 'kirked out' and got tossed from the Leafs/Caps game.

I haven't seen a goalie lose his shit like this since Dom Hasek started throwing pads and sticks after Peter Bondra ran him behind the net in the '98 playoffs.

The linesman is saying that Gerber shot a puck at him, and he may be hit with a 3-game suspension. After Gerber was sent to the showers, Curtis Joseph stepped in to the pipes, ice cold, and proceeded to stop a wicked one-timer from Ovechkin at the end of regulation...and then several quality scoring chances in OT...and then Cujo stopped all 3 Caps shots in the shootout for the win. Guess the old dog isn't ready to be taken out behind the barn and put down quite yet.

On The Clock - New England

The Patriots pick for today will be coming later in the day.

In the meantime we encourage you to comment below as to what you think the Pats should do with the #23 pick.

Go with a Linebacker? Knowshawn Moreno? Give the pick back for being cheaters? Draft one of the Queer Eye dudes in order to get Bellichek to stop wearing that ratty hoodie?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Hey You!

Where the f*ck you goin'?

We see the site stats. We know you poppin' in here and lookin' around. But we don't see no comments on the posts.

You see that f*ckin' link on each post that says "add comment." We wanna hear what you gotta say.

Think you can come in heah, read our f*ckin mock draft and just leave? What are we, your f*ckin' sports clowns?

Leave a comment before I have to beat one out of you! Don' make me have to tell you again.

Lions New Logo leaked

On Uni Watch today (scroll down to the ticker), there's a link to a leaked image from the NFL Shop.

There had been word of a possible re-brand of the Lions. Based on this collectible truck, it would appear that there has indeed been a little tweaking done.

The "LIONS" wordmark has a more stylized font. (The previous lettering, shown here, had a more Western Frontier font).

The leaping Lion has also gotten some alteration. Formerly just a profile/silhouette, the lion now has more detailed features...an eye, highlighting of the mane, etc... I also hear that the black alternate uni has been sh*tcanned...as well as the black accent trim on the blue and white unis.

Personally, I was still hoping they'd go old-school, and bring back this funky-ass retro 60's lion!

We have a few Motown Kitty fans here...Benny, Gorgon, Matt? What's your take? Everyone else?

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #22: Minnesota Vikings

With the 22 pick in the draft the Minnesota Vikings select WR Percy Harvin from University of Florida.

Harvin provides that shifty, RB/WR combo type that most teams are looking for after the success of Reggie Bush.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Pick 21 - TitB Mock Draft Detroit Lions

It's only fitting that the Lions mismanage their time and lose a top prospect like Michael Oher. So, as a "consolation", the Lions front office select OT Ebin Britton from Arizona. Current Left tackle Jeff Backus's job is safe for now as Britton is more suited for the right side.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Pick #20 TiTB Mock Draft --- Philly Eagles

And the mismanagement in Detroit continues as the Lions fail to submit their pick on time. So the Eagles are jumping in with what they feel is the steal of this draft.

With the departure of OT Tra Thomas to Jacksonville via free agency, and with Jon Runyan being the oldest starting offensive tackle in the league, the time for new blood has come for Philly's offensive front.

As a team that moves the ball primarily through the air in Andy Reid's version of the West Coast offense, pass blocking and quarterback protection are premiums. There is no better pass blocker available in this draft than Michael Oher of Ole Miss.

Listed at 6'6 " and 310lbs, Oher is an athletic mammoth. With footwork bordering on nimble for such a huge man, Oher combines quickness with a 33.5" arm span to get into his block and seal off the quarterback's blind side.

Once Oher's got his mitts on you, he's not likely to let go, either. With each paw measuring an astounding 10 3/8s", wherever Oher wants to direct his man is precisely where he's going.

In other news, the Eagles would like to announce that we have traded our pick at #28 to the Arizona Cardinals for wide receiver Anquan Boldin. We welcome Anquan into the fold and look forward to seeing him at our first mini-camp.

So rejoice, Donovan. Get ready to run, Westbrook. This big fella's going to clear it out and lock it down for the Iggles for the next decade. And he'll help give Anquan plenty of time to shed coverage, stretch out the opponent's secondary, and create big plays through the passing game.

Detroit's next, unless the Vikes jump in, too.


Saturday, March 21, 2009

Mock Pick #19: Tampa Bay Bucs



The Bucs have been in a seemingly endless search for a quality QB, and it seems like every time they find one, they have a pretty good season! With Sanchez gone, the Bucs will begin to cultivate what will (hopefully) be their starting QB for the next 10 years, so I think the Bucs will pick QB Josh Freeman from Kansas State with pick #19

Friday, March 20, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #18: Chicago Bears

Rats! Mark Sanchez was about to become a Chicago Bear. I mean, really, is Kyle Orton THAT trustworthy? Next, I'm looking at the offensive tackle position, where they could use a little help. The 2 best on the board are Eben Britton of Arizona and William Beatty from UConn.

After much deliberation, the Bears make a surprise pick and go with Hakeem Nicks, WR from the University of North Carolina. It's a surprise a little to think anyone would pass up on Maryland's Darrius Heyward-Bey, but with Hicks you are getting the second coming of Terrell Owens, minus the circus and attitude. He is physical, can get open and make defenses look silly. I was able to watch this kid against WVU this past year and he is simply a gifted athlete that can thrive in any offense. Lets face it, with the exception of Devin Hester, there's not much talent lining up at the position for Chicago.

With the 18th pick in the 2009 TitB Mock draft, the Chicago Bears select WR Hakeem Nicks from UNC.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #17: New York Jets


This post will be short for a few reasons: 1) I'm trying to watch two tourney games at once including CS-Northridge up one on Memphis with under eight to go; 2) I'm home with a sick infant; and 3) this pick is so obvious that the aforementioned infant could make it.

I almost traded the pick, but when I saw the player I had my eye on was still available after 15, with only the Chargers left to choose, I decided to hold onto it. Pending any un-retirements, the Jets are in desperate need of a quarterback. Erik Ainge, Kellen Clemens and Brett Ratliff are just not going to cut it. I am a little surprised Mark Sanchez is still available, especially considering the glowing recommendation ex-Jets head coach Pete Carroll gave him when he announced his intention to enter the draft (*cough, cough*).

So, without further adieu, the New York Jets, with the 17th pick in the first round of the Two in the Box Mock Draft, select Mark Sanchez, quarterback, USC.

As Dickie V would say...

...IT'S AWESOME BABY!!!!

March Madness is under way.

The Final Four:
Louisville vs Memphis
Oklahoma vs Pitt

The Finals:
Memphis and Pitt in the Finals, and The Pittsburgh Panthers winning it all. (Yes, because after the Steelers winning the Superbowl, all the world needs is something ELSE for those Steel Town fans to bang their chests about!...ugh).

My upsets:
Cleveland State over Wake.
Butler over LSU (which isn't looking real good at the moment)
Michigan over Clemson
VCU over UCLA
USC over BC

...and of course...

MARYLAND over Cal.

So hit the comments. What's your Final Four? Whos your champ?

Any good upsets?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #16: San Diego Chargers

Tony's REALLY busy with his naptime today, so he asked me to post his Chargers pick.

A lot of mock drafts I find have the Chargers going LB, which seems weird to me. If there's one position they have an abundance of talent at, it's LB. Stephen Cooper, Shawne Merriman, Jyles Tucker...all solid. With Jamal Williams getting old and Igor Olshansky gone in free agency, I could see going with the highest rated DL here, either inside (Peria Jerry) or outside (Everette Brown), since Luis Castillo can go back and forth.

But the real money (and controversy) is definitely at RB. Nobody, including A.J. Smith, thinks that Darren Sproles can be an every down back for 16 games, and I don't know if I would want him to be. Do I really want to give up on his electrifying game-changers as a returner, so he can risk being injured between the tackles? L.T.'s status and ability are so unpredictable at this point that he can't be counted on either. And as much as I like Jacob Hester's tenacity, the kid isn't carrying the ball 5-10 times a game.

With the 16th pick in the Draft, the San Diego Chargers select Chris "Beanie" Wells, RB, Ohio State. Wells is the big, downhill runner that will see plenty of goalline situations and be there to spell Sproles when he gets worn down. He'll have a year or two to groom before Tomlinson's done for good and shipped off to Shaun Alexander-land, by which time Sproles will revert back to a return man and change-of-pace back.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

How to complete your bracket -- NIT style

Because: 1) the NIT never gets any love; 2) my Terps have spent a couple Marches over the last few years unhappily gracing this tourney with its presence; and 3) my Tigers are holding a #1 seed this year, I present to you the 1st Annual TitB NIT bracket...

Since we don't have regions, I'll just name them with the #1 seeds.

Aztec Region
2nd round – SDSU vs. Illinois State; Davidson vs. St. Mary's (I’m a little leery of picking the Gaels over WSU in the 1st round, but how can I go against a Patty Mills-led team on March 17th?)

Intermediate eight – SDSU vs. Davidson (Stephen Curry follows up his awe-inspiring run to the Elite Eight in 2008 with a yawn-inspiring run to the NIT quarterfinals.)

War Eagle Region
2nd round – Auburn vs. Tulsa (The heart flutters at the 1st round matchup where I am picking the team that scored 39 points the last time out to beat the one who averaged 50 points in its last two.); Baylor vs. Virginia Tech

Intermediate eight – Auburn vs. Virginia Tech (Baylor finds the road a little tougher against a Mid-Atlantic team that didn’t give up on its season a month ago… the Xanax prescription helped, but their 16-14 record really cured my Hoya Paranoia.)

Blue Jay Region
2nd round – Creighton vs. Kentucky; UAB vs. New Mexico (a bunch of tough calls here, but UNM hosting Nebraska is a no-brainer. Everyone knows corn doesn’t travel well.)

Intermediate eight – Creighton vs. New Mexico (UK lost to Creighton? Yep, in 4OT, despite 42 points from Jodie Meeks, 23 points and 16 rebounds from Patrick Patterson, 15 points from Perry Stevenson, and 8 points and 4 assists from DeAndre Liggins.)

Gator Region
2nd round – Florida vs. Providence; Niagara vs. Penn State (tough to pick against the Patriots versus the Nittany Lions in the 1st round, but talk about things that don’t travel well…)

Intermediate eight – Florida vs. Niagara (As I struggled to come up with something here, I realized nobody is reading this anyway.)

The Quintessential Quad
New Mexico vs. Florida; SDSU vs. Va. Tech (No particular love for the Hokies, and especially not for Seth Greenberg, but the point guard has an awesome last name.)

The Merciful End
Florida over Va. Tech (A finals match-up that crushes the spirit, once-and-for-all, of all the mid-majors.)

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #15: Houston Texans


If Mark Sanchez is still on the board here, I'm taking a long, hard look at him. I don't think he's worthy of a top 10 pick, but down here in Brady Quinn territory, I would seriously start thinking about him. Let's face it - Matt Schaub hasn't been able to finish a season yet as a starter, and Sage Rosenfels (Sage Rosenfels?!?!) outplayed him as a backup the last two years. (Pretty much the same way Schaub outplayed Michael Vick as a backup in Atlanta. Funny how what goes around comes around.) I have no doubt that if the real draft plays out like our mock, there will be at least a few teams on the phone with Houston to trade up to this pick to grab Sanchez.

But I also know that another year without a playoff appearance probably spells the end of the Gary Kubiak era, and he doesn't want to "waste" this pick on a QB that's going to sit for a year or two and whose presence will cause controversy every time Matt Schaub throws an interception. Instead, I'm going to keep working on the defense - a defense that ranked in the bottom half of every statistical category last year (one of the side effects of having to play the Colts twice a year), but actually has some good playmakers in Demeco Ryans, Mario Williams, and Dunta Robinson. DB would be my first choice here, but Malcolm Jenkins just went off the board, so we'll go with the highest value pick on the board, that just so happens to fill a need, which is OLB.

With the 15th pick in the 2009 NFL Mock Draft, the Houston Texans select Brian Cushing, LB, USC.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Much love for Ovie

Found a link on Kuklas Korner (see our Blog List on the right...) comparing Ovechkin to the Montreal Canadien Hall-of-Famer Maurice "The Rocket" Richard.

My step-Dad was the guy who got me into hockey. He grew up in Massachussets and loved old-school hockey. He'd throw the names around, "Boom-Boom" Geoffrion, Bobby Hull, Gordie Howe...but two names seemed to have more reverence than others...Bobby Orr and Rocket Richard. (Man, he hated my favorite player, Dino Ciccarelli. Called him "Sister-relli." I'm not sure if he hated him because he wasn't old-school enough, or jsut because they traded one of his all-time favorite Caps, Mike Gartner, to get him).

Richard was the NHL's first 50-goal scorer, and the text-book definition of 'old-school hockey.' The trophy for the NHL's leading goal scorer each season is named after him, and Alex Ovechkin is the most recent winner of this (and the current leader to win it again).

This article is right on. Ovie is a throwback...his missing-toothed smile and the reckless abandon with which he plays the game. My step-Dad isn't around anymore...but I think he would have loved to watch Ovechkin play...probably would have reminded him of The Rocket quite a bit.

On a side note, it seems like every time that Comcast cuts to Alex on the bench, he's blowing a boogie our of his nose. So if Richard was the Rocket...Alex must be the Snot Rocket.

Mock Draft: New Orleans Saint Pick #14


As the Saints enter their 43rd year of rebuilding, defensive help is (again) badly needed.

I'd have to do a history check, but I'm pretty sure that the New Orleans Saints have NEVER had a Cornerback starting in the Pro-Bowl! Maybe Eric Allen, but I doubt it....anyway, this franchise knows they are wasting a great offense, and want a decent ball-hawking defender that can start right away and make an impact...so if he falls this far, this pick will be CB Malcolm Jenkins of Ohio State ....although, personally, I want him to slide to #20 so my beloved Lions can get him!

Jay Bilas giving mad props to Gary Williams

Of all of the ESPN College Hoops commentators, I'd have to say Jay Bilas is my favorite. Sure, he's a former Duke player...but he's the least obnoxious, most objective announcer they have, in my opinion.

Great article in the Washpost.com Sports Bog about Bilas coming to the defense of Gary Williams.

A good read.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

TitB Mock Draft Update - Redskins Pick - Scroll Down

Because I pre-wrote my Redskins pick (#13) and saved it as a draft before Eric posted his #12 pick for the Broncos, the Blogger admin system decided that mine should appear prior to his...so you'll find the #13 appearing to have been posted before the #12.

So for the Redskins #13 pick, Scroll down and you'll find it below the Broncos #12 pick.

So Benny and the #14 Saints pick are up for Monday.

Friday, March 13, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #12: Denver Broncos

Well, we got Josh McDaniels out of the War Room by telling him there was a sale on hoodies down at Sport Chalet and locked him out. As long as we make our pick fast, we shouldn't have to worry about him trading it away because he doesn't think the number 12 fits his system.

As much as I would love to take the top RB in the draft or a WR who manages to stay out of jail, it's fairly obvious that all of Denver's needs are on the defensive side of the ball. With the switch to the 3-4 coming this year, the required talent shifts a good bit from the 4-3. B.J. Raji would have been a clear top choice, but it's unsurprising that he's off the board. The biggest need in a 3-4 (and in a Belichick defense) is a smart, solid linebacking corps, so I'm going LB.

Specifically, I'm going ILB. I see a lot of mock drafts that have the Broncos going with Cushing or Maulaga, but they actually have solid OLB in D.J. Williams and Wesley Woodyard, with Boss Bailey still being on the payroll when he's healthy. Inside, they have an aging Andra Davis and Spencer Larsen, who's good enough, but might be called upon to play FB or RB or QB or waterboy depending on injuries. What Denver really needs is the next Ray Lewis or Brian Urlacher to captain the defense, stuff the middle, and intimidate.

With the 12th pick in the draft, the Denver Broncos select James Laurinaitis, LB, Ohio State. Last year, he would've been a solid top 10 pick, and even though other LB are ranked higher than him, I don't think his abilities diminished at all. He just became "yesterday's news" while he went out and did his job day in and day out. After a poor combine, he came out yesterday (talk about perfect timing for me!) and had a solid Pro Day. I hate Ohio State, so this is a tough pick to make, but I think it's the best value, fits a need, and is safe.

For the record, if Denver trades away Jay Cutler before Draft Day, then I think McDaniels is on the Dan-Franko-Jaguars bandwagon and TRYING to lose this year. Though, he doesn't want a top pick to grab Tim Tebow, instead, he wants Taylor Mays. Just saying...

Dan is on the clock with Redskins. It's too bad Shanahan isn't my coach anymore, or I would have traded him a bag of Cheetos for it.

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #13 - Washington Redskins


So, I'm replacing Vinny Cerrato in the Redskins War Room. It's my call to tell Dan Snyder and Jim Zorn who we're picking.

To be honest with you...I liked BJ Raji. And I probably would have pulled the trigger on that player, had he not already gone earlier in the draft the Seattle. (Raji and Haynesworth together would make for a fearsome defensive front.)

My pressing need is Offensive line...particularly tackle, with my bookends crumbling to injury and declining talent. (Can I just tell you how much it pains me that the Skins had this 8-year window of having bookends like Jansen and Samuels, and nothing came of it!?) But I feel like 13 might still be a bit early for Andre Smith, who's stock has dropped since he flaked out and left the combine.

So if it's me making the call here, what I would do is get on the horn to Ozzie Newsome, my neighbor to the North. I know the Ravens need/want a wideout. (See ESPN's Team-by-team need list, and the Ravens 1st Round 'need' is WR). It would be huge for the Ravens to get Maryland's Darrius Heyward-Bey, local kid, ran the combine's fastest 40. Good character...and would make for a nasty compliment to Mark Clayton up in Crabtown. So I offer a swap of 1st round picks (My #13 for Baltimore's #26) and ask for a 2nd or 3rd rounder next year. Something along those lines. And at that point, Baltimore jumps ahead of the Texans, Bears, Bucs and Fins...all of whom I've seen landing DHB in various mocks thus far...So now my Skins move to 26, and I've got 3 tackles on the board, Andre Smith, Michael Oher and Eben Britton...one of whom I just hope will fall to me.

So that's what I'd LIKE to see happen here, and what my plan would be if I were running this show.

But for the purposes of this Mock Draft, I can't make that trade. (I just have to hope Vinny reads this!)

So I'm making my pick. (Note, Steve is the other Redskins fan here at Two in the Box, and I consulted with him on this pick as well...didn't want to make the Skins pick and leave him out of the process). Had he not left the combine or been suspended at the end of his season, Andre Smith would have been one of the first names called in this draft. He's a beast...has a mean streak...and the Skins are happy to replace one old Alabama tackle (Chris Samuels) with another.

So with the 13th pick of the 2009 Two in the Box Mock Draft, the Washington Redskins select Offensive Tackle Andre Smith, University of Alabama.


And speaking of Alabama...
Captain Ramsey: Mr Cob?
Cob: Yes, sir!
Ramsey: You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you, Mr Cob?
Cob: Very Aware, sir!
Ramsey: It bears a proud name, doesn't it Mr Cob?
Cob: Very proud, Sir!
Ramsey: It represents fine people.
Cob: Very fine people, sir!
Ramsey: Who live in a fine, outstanding state.
Cob: Oustanding, sir! Ramsey: In the greatest country in the entire world.
Cob: In the entire world, sir!
Ramsey: And what is that name, Mr Cob?
Cob: Al-a-bama, sir!
Ramsey: And what do we say?
Cob: Go, 'Bama!
Crew: Roll tide!
-Crimson Tide

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #11 - Buffalo Bills


[Gorgon chimed in with his pick for the Bills...a short and sweet one. Here it is. -Dan]

Now that Buffalo had to "Getcha popcorn" (TO), they need to address a D-line which was, as David Allan Grier would put it, "shakier than Whitney Houston on the pipe"

With the eleventh pick of the 2009 TitB Mock Draft, the Buffalo Bills select Defensive End Tyson Jackson from Lousiana State University.

Eric is now on the clock, making the pick for his favorite team, the Denver Broncos.





Thursday, March 12, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #10 - San Francisco 49ers


The Niners come into this draft needing some help on the offensive line. With Eugene Monroe and Jason Smith already off the board, the talent remaining at that position is already starting to taper off. So what do you do? Green Bay already passed on Rey Maualuga. I believe the niners take him here. I'm sure Mike Singletary could fall in love with this kid very quickly. I don't think it's an easy choice for San Francisco. They essentially narrow their choices between Maualuga, Everett Brown and yes, James "Little Animal" Laurinaitis. I just don't see them taking a gamble on one of the remaining o-linemen.

With the 10th pick in the TitB Mock Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select, Darrius Heyw....umm, excuse me, sorry. The 49ers select Rey Maualuga from USC.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #9: Green Bay Packers

Despite the love from other members of the TitB staff, I am going to pass on Rey Maualuga. I do share, however, Bob's belief that the Packers should be focused on upgrading the front seven of their new 3-4 defense.

Green Bay had only 27 sacks last season, which ranked 25th in the league. The decision essentially comes down to which DE/OLB to select: Aaron Maybin or Everette Brown. Before checking the measurables, I was already leaning toward Maybin. I'd much rather have a Nittany Lion than a Seminole. Though all indications are that Brown has solid character, I just couldn't be sure that he wouldn't have someone else take his tests for him... though not necessarily someone who would take a naked photo of himself with the test (*ahem, Chris Cooley). I am also more inclined to take Maybin because he went to Mount Hebron High in Ellicott City... the alma mater of my babies' momma.

From all I have read and heard, both players fit well as a pass-rushing outside linebacker. Brown's body of work in college is more impressive, but Maybin's body may work better in the NFL. Scouts, Inc. says Maybin has the quickest first step of any edge rusher in the draft. And since I am looking for sacks out of the 3-4, the Green Bay Packers, with the ninth pick in the first round of the Two in the Box Mock Draft, select Aaron Maybin from Penn State University.

Mock Draft - On the Clock

The Green Bay Packers are on the clock for today's pick.

None of us do the blogging thing as a paying gig, so we have to fit it in around our work schedule.

Steve us up against a deadline today at work, and he's got the Packers pick. He will be making it a little later today.

In the meantime feel free to give your thoughts on who the Packers should pick, and the draft thus far. (You can catch a re-cap of the picks we've made over there, on the right hand side of the blog page).

And tune back in later today/this evening for Steve's pick for the Pack.

Boy, that's one Funky Bunch

Fans of the HBO show, Entourage will get a sneak peek at what the post-football career of Golden Boy QB Tom Brady may hold.

Fresh off of his marriage to Supermodel Gisele Bundchen, Brady has signed to play himself in an episode of the show. He'll play himself in a Celebrity Golf tourney along with the show's producer Mark Wahlberg. (blue hat)

I mean seriously, this guy must wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "sweet. I'm still Tom Brady"

I'm sure that the Patriots doctors will be thrilled to hear that he's grippin' & rippin' on a golf course, take-after-take while rehabbing that knee. Maybe after each drive, he can collapse in pain and grab his knee a la Tiger Woods.

NASCAR: Now you can feel it.

OFF WEEKEND??? OK fine, but next week watch the race. BRISTOL is one you should watch even if you never have. DVR it if you have to, but at least try to see some of this insanity.


So I'm sitting at work the other day, riding around my shop on my single speed bike (I know tough life right?) and I realized that I could show everyone out there how it feels to drive a race car. Ok not really, not 180+ MPH or anything, not 800 hp but I could at least simulate what it feels like to go in circles and have to adjust to different shapes and lines on the track...more on that in a minute.
You asked so here it is an update on the top 12. Why is 12 significant? If you have been following along you will know that top 12 make the playoffs. Not that it matters now we are only 3 races in and 23 to go before The Chase starts, but what the heck. I think its also important to note who is in and out of the top 35 in this year's standings since there are only 2 more races before that actually matters, so I'll get to that too.

So how can you feel like a driver?
1. Get a bicycle, mountain, road, hybrid, recumbent whatever. A stationary bike won't work.
2. Map out, in your head, a small oval somewhere, like a parking lot or your court or wherever. Don't make it too big or it wont really work, I'd say 50' max from end to end.
3 Ride around in an oval (turning left of course). Try to pedal the whole time.
4. Try to make consistant laps in the same place.
5. Now try to adjust that oval to a tighter or wider radius, also experiment with riding in a smaller radius at one end than the other.
6. Finally put something in the way of the lap you like. That is move the "wall" in on the straight away, or reshape the "track" like a D or a paperclip, or make one end a tighter corner all the time.
What you should notice is that depending on where you corner and where the obstacles keep you from running your "preferred line" you will not be able to pedal as much or go as fast.
This is similar to what drivers go through each race. They can't go as fast as they would like to due to all kinds of things, track shape, car handling, other cars, etc. When they talk on TV about "getting the balance right" in the race car this is with the intention of being able to go as fast as you can both on the straight aways and in the corners.
Now you know.
The Top 12

1 Jeff Gordon hasn't won yet but 2 second place finishes make him look like the Jeff Gordon who could win at any track
2 Clint Bowyer Changing car # and crew/crew chiefs hasn't slowed him down at all
3 Kurt Busch Recovery for Penske and Dodge, Kurt looks like a contender again
4 Carl Edwards Consistency, even with a blown engine at Vegas he is still up here and a favorite
5 Matt Kenseth 2 wins and 1 43rd, up and down isn't the way to win a championship
6 Tony Stewart Great for his new team to be here, no PCP use yet and none in the future at this rate
7 Kyle Busch Great some days and horrible at Atlanta, this team needs to be more consistant
8 Kevin Harvick Not flashy but up here in points because they make their cars better throughout the race and show up at the end
9 Kasey Kahne another Dodge that shows flashes of past brilliance, can they stay here
10 Greg Biffle Rousch racing's 3rd guy in the top 12 and another championship contender
11 Brian Vickers one of the big surprises, this 3rd season Red Bull Toyota team finally seems to be pulling it all together
12 David Reutimann Great for Michael Waltrip racing, especially after their dismal 1st season and lots of struggles last season

Now for the cellar, and this is really more interesting at this point cause after the next 2 races if you are out of the top 35 you have to qualify on time, and since most races have had around 48-50 trying to make a field of 43 it really opens things up. Notice I included the bottom from 30 down to 46, these are the guys who realistically will be fighting to stay in or get in the top 35, and as the season gets farther along it only gets harder to get in.


30 John Andretti
31Sam Hornish Jr.
32Ryan Newman
33Joey Logano*
34Mark Martin
35Aric Almirola
36David Gilliland
37Scott Speed*
38Paul Menard
39Regan Smith
40Travis Kvapil
41Bill Elliott
42Scott Riggs
43Joe Nemechek
44Jeremy Mayfield
45Terry Labonte
46Dave Blaney
Right now only 259 points separate 30 from 46. If the guys at the very bottom keep swapping who makes or doesn't make the race, we could easily have 12 cars each week with a chance to make it in that are outside of the top 35, and no real security for any of them.
Should be fun...
(driver standings courtesy of NASCAR.com)

Monday, March 09, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #8: Jacksonville Jaguars


[I'm jumping the gun a little bit here on posting this...but I won't have access for most of Tuesday, and I didn't want to pull a Vikings and wait too long to get my pick in! So a little early, here's the Jag's pick for Tuesday. - Dan]

So we were kicked back in the Jacksonville War Room, all set to make Eugene Monroe a Jaguar. Lord knows that Jag QBs haven’t had protection from the tackles since Tony Boselli’s hey day. Figured that the Radiers would go WR. I mean, outside of Detroit, does anyone covet WRs more than Da Raidahs?

But here’s the thing. We don’t have Al Davis’ Raiders drafting in front of us…we have Eric making their pick. And he snatched our tackle away just like that.

So now, here I am…sitting here at #8. What do I need? I have a QB who was good enough to convince our coach to send Byron Leftwich packing…and then followed that great season up with a mediocre-at-best season. I have a #1 WR who likes to do coke off of his steering wheel.

If I’m GM of the Jags, I think I’m trying to do 2 things. 1- I’m trying to do well enough in the draft that I can say to the owner, “I gave Del Rio the tools, and he dropped the ball,” so that if we’re out of the playoffs this year, it’ll only be him packing his office...and 2- The other thing I want to do is to not make the playoffs next year. One year from this draft, Tim Tebow will be sitting there…and if I can get inside the top 2 picks, I have a shot at him.

Look, Jacksonville has to cover the upper-deck sections of their stadium with tarps to take seating capacity away, in order to keep their games from being blacked out. They’re a team struggling to stay afloat and lure fans. Hell, if it weren't for Jack Kent Cooke hijacking the expansion process in the early 90s to keep a team out of Baltimore, there wouldn't BE a team in Jacksinville. It's a city that shouldn't have had a team...struggling to support the team they do have.

If they could keep Tim Tebow in-State, with all the Gator fans around J-ville…that would be the kind of thing that changes a franchise’s fortunes. You don’t want to throw games…but you also don’t want to go out of your way to win more than you HAVE to this season.

So…with the 8th pick in the Two in the Box Mock Draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars select Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri.

I considered taking Percy Harvin from Florida for the same reason as I mentioned with Tebow, but Maclin’s a bit bigger, and a much better route runner. He definitely fills a need, without making too big of an impact immediately. And will be a game-breaker in the future.

Maclin brings the kind of receiving threat that the Jags haven't seen since the days of Jimmy Smith and Keenan McCardell with Mark Brunell.

For a brief moment, I considered USC QB, Mark Sanchez here. But I want to give the Garrard/Del Rio marriage a chance to fail or succeed this year. If it fails, then I don't want to have the next coach saddled with a first-round QB and his salary just because the QB we wanted was still a year away from entering the draft.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #7: Oakland Raiders


This just became a very interesting pick, given that the obvious Raiders choice of Michael Crabtree will apparently be teaching Braylon Edwards how to catch in Cleveland next year.

Javon Walker is not the answer at WR, and neither is Johnnie Lee Higgins. Since WR is arguably the Raiders biggest need, Jeremy Maclin is the safe pick. If I were doing this draft pretending to be Al Davis, then that would be my pick. Or, I might even go for the shock value and grab fastest-40-at-the-combine Darrius Heyward-Bey, because, you know, I like fast. But I'm not Al Davis - I'm supposed to be pretending it's ME in charge of personnel.

The Raiders defense ranked 27th in total defense last year, so my gut would tell me to grab a defensive playmaker here. The only problem is that the Raiders D-line is actually pretty solid with Tommy Kelly and Terdell Sands, there isn't a "playmaker" in the secondary worth a top 10 pick, and there's such a glut at LB with no clear #2 behind Aaron Curry that I wouldn't want to make that pick and be wrong. Those USC LB in particular scare me because their teammates are so good in college that it makes them look that much better. (That goes for USC players in general, by the way.) I also think the Raiders defense isn't THAT bad - they played some tough offensive powerhouses last year in New England, New Orleans, Atlanta (who woulda thunk it?), on top of two San Diego games and the personal vendetta Denver drubbing to open the season.

So, I'm going with the safe "best player on the board" pick, which just so happens to fill a need. With the 7th pick in the 2009 TitB NFL mock draft, the Oakland Raiders select Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia. I look at my division rivals having anchors in Ryan Clady (Denver), Branden Alpert (KC), and Marcus McNeill (SD), and I know I'm going to need one to stay competitive and keep my QB clean.

Dan and the Jaguars are on the clock...

NASCAR in the BOX

This week is a down week for me and posting the NASCAR blog. Look for a new post on Wednesday. I'll take suggestions....put em in the comments section.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #6: Cincinnati Bengals


Just look at that mean kitty they call a bengal. The cats made some noise back in 2005 and looked to have turned things around with stud QB Carson Palmer and a group of gifted receivers leading the way. That turned out to be the only year this decade the team would experience anything but a .500 or worse season. The Bungals are up to their old tricks. Now that mean looking kitty is back to wearing a pink tutu and prancing around the bottom of the NFL just like the good ol' days.

As the GM of this club, I can only go into the draft with a "Who gives a shit?" attitude. I think at this point it's just more about pissing other people off and having fun rather than trying to improve our team. Al Davis and the Raiders sit behind us at 7th. What could be better than knowing you just stole Al Davis' player while he falls out of his wheelchair and reaches for the LifeCall alert button. "Help, I've fallen.....and I can't get up!" Dispatcher - "We're sending the paramedics immediately, Mr. Davis."

I was ready to pounce on Michael Crabtree at WR. I think he is one of those special athletes that come around once in a blue moon......and Al Davis was going to snag him if he fell that far. Hell, he didn't fall to #6 so now I have to take a different approach. T.J. Hooshmazoad, Howzmazilly, Hooshyourmama left for Seattle but I still make that pick even with the signing of Laveranues Coles.

I have to look at the obvious weakness of the Bengals. Defense. They desperatley need help rushing the line, so much that just barely brushing the jersey sleeve of the opposing quarterback would be a major improvement. The Bengals had just 17 sacks all season long. So pitiful that both DeMarcus Ware (20) and Joey Porter (17.5) had more just by themselves!

With the 6th pick in the 2009 TitB Mock Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select DE Brian Orakpo of Texas. Eric and the Oakland Raiders are on the clock.

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #5: Cleveland Browns


In Cleveland its no secret that the team underachieved last season. After a hope building 2007 the playoffs were supposed to be a certainty in 2008. Key injuries and poor performance led to a resorting to the old Cleveland ways. The Browns were 31 st in passing yards and and total yards and 30th in points.
It comes as no surprise that the Cleveland Browns select Michael Crabtree WR Texas Tech.
(Jason and Cincinnati are now on the clock)

Friday, March 06, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #4: Seattle Seahawks

As I mocked out the first few picks of the draft last week, I expected to make a straightforward pick. The two players that appear to be the best fits for the Seahawks are Michael Crabtree and B.J. Raji, but I thought Crabtree would be off the board by now (insert Lions drafting a WR joke here). Well, here we are on mock draft day and both players are still on the board.

WR and DT are both positions of need, but the 'hawks already took a step toward filling in at wideout by signing T.J. Houshmanzadeh. A quick aside: How giddy do you think Matt Hasselbeck is about having a receiver with great hands? To paraphrase Field of Dreams: "Yeah, Stevens. If you'd have caught like that against the Steelers, I would have won Super Bowl XL!"

The 'hawks ranked 18th against the run in 2008, and while there are needs on the other side of the ball, the depth at those positions in the draft is much better. Plus, how can I go against a guy that CBS Sports describes as "built like a Coke machine and almost as difficult to move, Raji's dominant strength inside makes him the elite run-stuffer of the 2009 draft." I know Raji had some character issues at BC, but the veteran leadership on Seattle's defense should help him channel his nasty streak into the opponent's (and not the 'hawks' front office/ coaching staff's) worst nightmare.

So, go ahead and add my name to the list Michael Crabtree is talking about in five years when he has become the next Larry Fitzgerald and says the people who passed over him in the draft motivated him to become one of the elite WRs in the NFL.

With the fourth pick in the first round of the Two in the Box Mock Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select DT B.J. Raji from Boston College. Tony and the Cleveland Browns are on the clock…


Thursday, March 05, 2009

A-Rod has a torn WHAT?



















I took a quick glance at CNNSI.com this afternoon. I hit the main page, and saw the screen that you see posted here, and found myself incredibly puzzled.

I swear to you, the first 3 time I read this, my eyes saw it as "A-Rod Has Torn Labia."

Um...my bad.

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #3: Kansas City Chiefs



I hope Scott Pioli has an easier time handling this pick than I've had. This has been a nightmare.

You see, I had plans for this pick. Several, actually. Allow me to give you a little backstory.

My initial plan, thinking of how best to serve the Chiefs' needs, was to trade down. Move out of #3 and pocket some additional picks. The Chiefs have so many holes, you'd think they were a pegboard. I thought about trading with Cincy at #6, Houston at #15, and then I thought about calling my old friend, Bitter Bill, at #23. Hell, he just gifted me a quarterback and a linebacker, maybe he'll toss me a first rounder and handful of other picks, to boot. You know, just to be neighborly, for old time's sake. I figure I can get a 2nd, 3rd, and maybe a 5th, depending on who I'm dealing with. Then I find out we're only doing the first round. "Oh," says I. Scratch Plan A.

But I'm a pretty resilient guy. I'm always thinking, so I get it in my head I'll draft Aaron Curry. Most polished defender in the draft, had an eye-popping combine, ready to step in on Day 1. How can I lose, right? I mean, it's not like the guy who roamed the middle for my defense last year was any great shakes. Pat Thomas does not represent the top of a depth chart; he just represents a lack of options. Kick that guy to the curb, plug in Curry, and I've already made my porous defense a bit more respectable.

And then St. Louis picked Curry. Fan-frickin'-tastic. Onward we go to Plan C.

I momentarily considered drafting Nadya "Octomom" Suleman, because let's face it, she doesn't get nearly enough publicity. But then I thought about all the well child visits she'd miss practice for, and she'd probably want the franchise to pony up for daycare for her brood. It was a nightmare waiting to happen. So I scrapped that idea. Which left me with the unenviable task of actually selecting, you know, a football player not named Curry with this pick. A crappy option, to be sure, but once you get down to Plan D, you're just stuck. "Charge!" was Custer's Plan D, and see you where that got him.

So I'm looking at the board and I'm thinking offensive tackle. They're the chalk picks at this point. But which one? It comes down to Baylor's Jason Smith or Virginia's Eugene Monroe. Monroe is bigger, more athletic, and has great feet for a guy his size. Smith has a great initial punch, but he's a converted tight end and he's smaller than Monroe. Smith did 33 reps on the bench press to Monroe's 23. Yeah, Tony Mandarich was great in the gym, too, but no one's carving a Canton bust for that bozo.

And so my choice is determined by two things; attitude and brains. Monroe may be faster, have better mobility, and be a more naturally gifted athlete. He may come from a school with a better track record of sending guys to the pros. But he's a docile blocker. His technique is all about positioning and finesse. I just got Matt Cassel for a song. I want the meanest SOB I can find protecting his blind side. I want a guy who's going to attack defensive ends and make pass-rushers want to quit in the second half. I want a lineman who acts like John Favreau's psycho linebacker in "The Replacements".

Jason Smith, I think, benched more because he wanted it more. He also performed brilliantly during the interview process. Jason Smith has a mean streak, punishes his man, and plays through the whistle. When Matt Cassel lines up and looks into the eyes of the Indianapolis Colts' defensive front, I want The Punisher dancing with Dwight Freeney. I'm running an NFL team here. I've got a nutritionist and a strength coach on the payroll. We'll get Jason big enough. I've got a line coach. We'll get Jason's footwork to match his ability. What I can't do is make Eugene Monroe mean and vicious. And so, with the third pick of the 2009 TitB Mock Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs proudly select, from Baylor University, offensive tackle Jason Smith.

Caps George McPhee to Ducks GM:

"Sit on it, Potsie!"

Caps were somewhat interested in Ducks defenseman Chris Pronger. The answer from Anaheim's GM, Bob Murray...it would cost the Caps Defenseman (and future team captain) Karl Alzner, stud netminder in the making Simeon Varlemov and the top talent in the Caps' farm system, John Carlson...currently being groomed for the NHL by Dale Hunter on the London (Ontario) Knights.

Really? You think anyone is going to give you 3 top, blue-chippers like that for a guy who's rookie card came out when grunge was still 'in'?

As the good Dr. Cox likes to say on Scrubs, "Blow it out your ass, Bob."

Say it ain't so, T.O.

The T.O. Era of Cowboys football has ended.

An era that gave us the immortal, sobbing, man-love anthem, "That's my quarterback"

And let's not forget the suicide/non-suicide sleeping pill incident.

This guy is a clown. He calls for more throws to come his way, but leads the league in dropped balls. He complains that Tony Romo is better buds with Jason Witten and throws to him more.

He's supposed to have a reality series going on right now. I REALLY hope that one of the episodes shows him getting the call from Jerry Jones that he's been cut. Now THAT is must see TV!

At one point, he talked about the desire to play pro hoops. I think he'd be well served to jump to the NBA. Surely the Knicks would take him...they'll take anyone. And in the NBA no one cares if you phone in 3/4 of the season. You can sleep-walk through April and no body will say a word. (See: Marbury, Stephan).

The sad thing...TO could have been one of the greatest Wide Receivers to play the game...if he just stopped the bullshit. If he committed himself and focused on football and being a team-guy, the world would love him. Instead he's proving to be a cancer to any team he touches and a guy wearing #11 in Arizona has eclipsed him as the game's marquee talent at the wide-out position...and get this, Larry Fitzgerald doesn't berate his QB or his coaches. Just plays his heart out...and every fan respects him for it.

My biggest fear as a Redskins fan is that Dan Snyder will throw a 1-year moderate salary with a club option at him to give him a chance to prove himself and get back at the Cowboys as a Redskin. That would be the end of Jason Campbell to bring a guy like that in.

There are a couple places TO could go where he'd do well. San Diego is one. Philip Rivers is as much of a hot-head and jackass as TO, and he definitely won't sit quietly as TO yells at him for the ball. But TO would run roughshod over Norv Turner. New Orleans is another place. Drew Brees carries the clout and confidence to stand up to TO...and Sean Payton seems like a guy who could do a good job keeping the peace. Here's an interesting one...Indy. There's no way that TO would question Manning's decision-making and ball distribution, and with the loss of Marvin Harrison, this would put the Colts right back among the AFC elite, evening the playing field with Brady and Moss's Patriots.

So what do you think? Does he end up in Misfit-ville, out in Oakland? The Chargers? The Saints? The Colts? Somewhere else? Chime in!

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #2: St. Louis Rams

Ok. So I'm picking for the Rams.

They need help on that offensive line, and most Mock Drafts have them picking Jason Smith from Baylor or UVA's Eugene Monroe.

They just picked up Bob's coveted center from the Ravens, Jason Brown. So that's a solid Center/Guard, and it's a boost...but they need a tackle. Pace has been injury prone since back at Ohio State, and there's not much tread left on those tires.

But here's the thing. Gorgon's Lions went QB out of the gates, and left the guy who might actually be the first name called in April on the board. If I'm the Rams GM, I know my head coach is a defensive-minded guy who wants to control the line of scrimmage the way he did in NY. I'm taking the best player on the board at #2 and hoping I can figure out a way to get back into the first round to get one of the multiple stud tackles that are available. (Andre Smith is dropping down the order because of his early exit from the combine. So you might be able to get back into the 1st round and grab him in the teens.)

So with the 2nd pick in the first round of the Two in the Box Mock Draft, the St. Louis Rams select LB, Aaron Curry from Wake Forest University.

The Rams already have Chris Long up front, and with Curry leading the LB corps, that's the foundation of a dominating defense.

So, that's what I do if I'm the Rams GM. I know I need an offensive lineman. I'm sure there will be some cap casualties that I can scoop up later, and some later-round potential, if I can't work my way back into the first round. One possibility I look at there is this year's #2 and Torry Holt to the Redskins...who need a legit #1 WR (Rams are rumored to be shopping Holt, and we know how much of a thing Dan Snyder has for those big-name players)...for their #1 this year. Andre Smith is projected to drop to that spot, and the Rams could grab him there.

I know it's risky bucking need for best player available...but in this position, I think the Rams would be crazy to pass on Curry if the Lions don't grab him. (I also think that the Lions haven't had a marquee player on defense since Chris Spielman left Motown, and they'd be better served grabbing Curry at #1).

So, KC is on the clock, and probably pissed off that the Rams snagged their guy. Tune in tomorrow for Bob's pick for the Chiefs.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

TitB Mock Draft - Pick #1: Detroit Lions

[Posted by Dan on behalf of Chris, who is making the Lions selections.]

With the first pick of the 2009 Two in the Box Mock Draft, The Detroit Lions select QB Matt Stafford from the University of Georgia.

It sickens me that I am actually picking the same way I think the Lions will pick, but they have NO QB. After losing out on the Matt Cassel deal, and despite rumors of them trying to make a trade for Jay Cutler (seriously) I just don't see it happening.

Plus, they've lost Dan Orlovsky to the Texans and Kitna to the Cowboys. I'd rather see them take an OT like Eugene Monroe from Virginia, but I just don't see Daunte Culpepper or Drew Stanton as being the answer. Sadly, I think Stafford is overrated. He bears the stench of a bust.

[So the first QB is off the board. The St. Louis Rams are now on the clock...with Dan picking for them. Tune in tomorrow for that pick.]

Monday, March 02, 2009

2009 NFL Mock Draft - Round Robin

Everybody does mock drafts, and everyone's is essentially the same. Hey, I did one last year In The Box where I ranted about how nobody has the guts to include trades in their Mock, even though we all know they're going to happen on Draft Day. Well, my Mock may not have been too accurate, but we here In the Box have come up with a much better way to buck the system of internet Mock Drafts - the Round Robin.

Starting tomorrow, Tuesday, March 3, every day will bring 1 pick (in order) in the Two-in-the-Box site-wide NFL Mock Draft. Our rabid writers will rotate through the league, each taking on the role of one or more NFL General Managers and deciding what to do with their draft pick. Since you never know what the team in front of you is going to do, you better be ready to react quickly.

And this is where our Mock Draft will break the chains from other sites'. When you do an entire Mock yourself, you're always skewed one way or the other because YOU know what's coming. This draft will have no such preconceptions.

I've asked each writer to put themselves in the mindset of team GM (not necessarily the actual current GM, but rather, "what would you do if you were GM, given the team's current needs?"). We'll each be posting the pick number, pick name, and the reason why we made that decision.

We hope you enjoy this as much as we do. So, without further ado:

Chris Gorgon, newly appointed GM for the Detroit Lions, you're on the clock.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

THIS, Coach K, is why everyone hates Duke.


It's non-calls like this which make it so easy to hate Duke. And why no one can stand it when Mike Krzyzewski complains about officiating. They've been getting calls (or non-calls) like this forever.

This is a play that could mean the difference between the NIT and the NCAA for the Hokies...not that I'm shedding any tears for a Hokie loss, but as they said in the Legend of Billie Jean, Fair is Fair! This is a crucial play in a game the Hokies need to go from bubble team to "last 4 in"...and the ref straight up blew it. (Most likely he was looking up at the upper-body for a foul, instead of at the feet). This is an officiating crew that should not be invited to the ACC Tourney.

Same old, same old. Duke gets the calls. This is why the world hates Duke.

He got Jacked Up!

Big screen by Dave Neal against Duke's Nolan Smith.



Come on, kid. You gotta keep that head on a swivel. You feel bad for the kid when he's sitting there on the bench trying not to puke...although if it had been Scheyer or Paulus, you wouldn't feel THAT bad. Speaking of puking, that kind of reminds me of another big Terp hit from earlier this year.

Jerry Seinfeld said it best...

"THAT'S A WICKED GOOGLEY!"




Alex Semin uncorked a slapper from just outside the blue line in OT. Look at that wind-up. He's got that thing tourqued up so far that its coming around almost 270-degrees through the puck! And it just bores a hole through Tim Thomas. That thing had a vapor trail!

Save us from ourselves!


Ok. I get it. The Skins like to be aggressive in the free agency market. They like to drop a big enough offer that players don't go anywhere else and see what's on the table.

In the first day of free agency, the Skins dropped $100 million on Albert Haynesworth, $53 ($58?) million on Deangelo Hall, and $27 million on guard Derrick Dockery (a former Redskins draft pick who they honestly never should have let get away in the first place).

That's WITH a salary cap in place! The idea of an un-capped 2010 season on the horizon? I just get this mental picture of Dan Snyder walking into the pro-bowl locker room, throwing a pile of money in the air and 'making it rain' like Pacman Jones. If he's blowing cash like this in a capped season, the damage that he'll do without a cap is unimaginable.

Some Skins fans might like the idea...but not this one. Look at the Caps. They have built that team through the draft and through the farm system. This isn't a collection of guns for hire...these guys came up through the system, and as a fan, that makes it so much more satisfying to see their success.

This is bad for the game. If they get a season without the cap...and with the amount of money that the Skins and Cowboys and Raiders and Giants will be able to throw into play, it'll damage the game beyond repair. The players will never agree to a cap again...and we'll be faced with a lockout or strike in 2011...a concept I get a little nauseated just thinking about. The guy running my team is damaging the game. You look back to the Mara and Rooney families....they agreed to make less moeny for themselves in order to build a stronger league...I don't see Snyder and jones willing to do the same.

As for Haynesworth and his $100 million? What did the Skins get? The next Reggie White or the encore DC engagement of Dana Stubblefield? In his press conference he said he wanted to be remembered as the guy who turned his life and career around, and not as the dude who stomped on a guy's head. He said all the right words...but the Skins are good at that...big talk with little to back it up. On paper, it's a great signing. Haynesworth SHOULD bottle up the run at the line of scrimmage (which is great since the Skins play brian Westbrook, Marion Barber and Brandon jacobs two times a season)...and he SHOULD help give Jason Taylor some room to opperate...and he definitely should keep the guards from getting loose to put blocks on London Fletcher, making him a beast this season...I hope he lives up to the 'shoulds'.

It would be nice, though, for the Skins to value the two days in April as much or more than they do the one day in February. Championships are built at the draft, not negotiated on a tarmac on Redskin One.

The other side of that coin is this. SOMEONE was going to sign this guy. Just because you've screwed the pooch on some free agents in the past, doesn't mean that every signing is a bad one. They signed London Fletcher and marcus Washington, both turning out to be very good signings.

Let's just hoe that the NFL can work out a labor agreement in the next year, so that we can avoid the uncapped season!